Archive for December, 2007
God Told Me Global Warming is a Scam
God told me about global warming. He said the Earth is in fact warming up, as it does every few thousand years, but not enough to make a huge difference. It is not a major issue we need to worry about. The Draugsa watch over us and can control the climate. They will protect is. There are groups of people who profit from scaring us, and global warming in no different. We need to focus on the more important issue, evolution. Once we’re more evolved, we will be able to control our climate and even inhabit planets that show no signs of sustaining life.
Posted on December 29, 2007
Tags: climate, draugsa, evolution, global warming | 14 Comments »
God’s Favorite Pizza
God told me his favorite pizza is a Large Deep Dish Pepperoni from Domino’s Pizza.
Posted on December 27, 2007
Tags: ask god, favorite, pizza | 3 Comments »
Santa
God told me Santa Clause is as real as Jesus, He’s not.
Posted on December 25, 2007
Tags: holidays, jesus, santa | 3 Comments »
The Bible
The Bible is false. It was written by false prophets. God has told me I am the first human being he has ever visited. Anything anyone believes when it comes to religion is completely false. There are no records of gods truth. The bible has so many contradicting statements, how could anyone think it’s true? Nothing God has told me has contradicted with other things he has told me. Everything God has told me also cannot be disproved by science either. God has told me to command you all to Burn your bibles.
Posted on December 23, 2007
Tags: bible, false prophets | No Comments »
Angels and the Draugsa
I asked god about the angels I heard singing in the first vision. God informed there was no such thing as angels. The angels we occasionally hear about or see are in fact the Draugsa looking out for us. The Draugsa are a near fully evolved alien race. They look out for us, and communicate with God daily.
God can only appear to more evolved races. I have never seen God, I only see a bright light and hear his deep voice. God has promised we will all be able to see him after we have evolved more. I can’t wait for that day.
Posted on December 20, 2007
Tags: aliens, angels, draugsa, evolution | 3 Comments »
Evolution is Scientifically Impossible
In the beginning, Males of one species and Males of other species were able to reproduce, causing a more evolved species to be born. In time, our bodies have lost the ability to reproduce with other animals. This is caused by all the years of only reproducing with the females of our species. The Human race will never be able to reach it’s full potential if this is not fixed. God has told me we have the scientific knowledge to fix it, but we are not determined enough to actually come up with the breakthrough. God told me the only way to fix this would be to kill all the females on Earth. If we did this, we would have to find a way to reproduce with animals again to keep our species alive.
Posted on December 18, 2007
Tags: evolution, science, women | 4 Comments »
How Dedicated I am
The first night God came to me, I called my Christian girlfriend and dumped her. I threw my female cat in the river off the bridge and I bought 2 male dogs. I also bought a male rat and a male bird. I keep them in the same cage hoping they will produce a rat with wings. I told my boss at work to fire all the women, and hire male monkeys in their place. My boss did not do it. I have since quit my job to devote myself 100% to God’s will. My best friend, after God, is a male horse I visit frequently. I am doing God’s work, you all should to.
Posted on December 17, 2007
Tags: evolution, the prophet | 2 Comments »
Black People are More Evolved
I have asked God about Black people and where they fit into the whole creation. God responded by telling me that they are more evolved than the white man. Black people did not stop having sex with animals at the same time white people did. God told me to look up to the black people as an example of what we can become with just a little more evolution.
God continued by telling me Asians, Mexicans, and Native Americans are all less evolved than the white man. God said we should all know this as they are obviously inferior to us.
Posted on December 17, 2007
Tags: ask god, evolution, minorities | 16 Comments »
9/11 Was Not an Inside Job
God has told me 9/11 was not caused by the United States Government. God told me the draugsa were responsible for 9/11. The draugsa had received inaccurate information that 90% of the people in the towers were female. The draugsa devised a plan to bring down the towers killing a good number of women. The information was wrong, and they ended up causing a war where more men were killed than women.
God says the war in Iraq is wrong, and needs to end. God does not like us killing other men, we need to focus on getting rid of all the women.
Posted on December 15, 2007
Tags: 911, aliens, ask god, draugsa, women | 4 Comments »
Link Exchange
If you believe in God and everything he has been telling me, please post a link on your site or blog, and any web forums you visit. It is important to get Gods word out to the masses. If you have a site that is religious and fits with the things God has told me, please email me at prophet@godtellsmethings.com and I will post a link to that site in our sidebar. Help spread the word, God wants us to.
Posted on December 14, 2007
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