A False Prophet
God came to me this morning and clarified a few things. He told me he was not sure where any of us got the idea that Jesus was his son and a Prophet, but it is completely false. Jesus was not his son, nor a Prophet. He told me Jesus simply was a Jew that wanted to be famous. Jesus never healed anyone, he simply paid people (with drugs) to say that. The entire New Testament is completely false, it was written by followers of a false Prophet. God told me that he has never met Jesus, as he did not make it to Heaven after he was killed. I asked god about other known prophets of god, and he said he plays poker with Buddha and Abraham every Sunday night, but they weren’t prophets either, just very influential people.
Posted on December 7, 2007
Tags: false prophets
December 8th, 2007 at 9:11 pm
moron
December 9th, 2007 at 11:51 pm
God damn the lie machine.
Lord Jesus deliver us from darkness.
December 10th, 2007 at 6:48 am
Nothing about Mohamed (Peanut Butter upon Him)..
It’s easy to piss off people who won’t behead you..
December 10th, 2007 at 9:59 am
Testify brotha.
December 11th, 2007 at 3:39 am
You really are FUBAR if you actually believe your own statement.
The so called Christian Neocons, who are really Antichrists, slaughter entire nations, and it is an indisputable fact that the US military and the CIA tortures even children on a routine basis. I mean gross classic torture, which results in death and even far worse, not just “water boarding” and sleep deprivation. You do not justify such actions by pointing out the atrocities committed by others. Your own evil still remains.
I know very well that I may again be falsely imprisoned and tortured by them, and I know they may even kill me. You bet your FUBAR’d ass they did just that to me before for speaking the truth. I do not speak lightly as you inSINuate.
December 11th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
I don’t know if you are serious or if this is a satire, but one thing I do know that it’s freaking hilarious!
December 11th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
yeah nothing funnier than torture and global chaos
December 13th, 2007 at 9:54 am
Hey Natasha, what Illegal drugs are you on again??
Sounds to me like you could use some of those Legal drugs that suppress Schizophrenia…
“What’s that Buddha?? She is your dealer?? and she is seriously messed up? Well you better stop getting stuff from her, she might flip out & start carving you up. Especially if she knows you have sex with Pandas..”
December 18th, 2007 at 4:49 pm
why worship a dead jew?
sjd
December 25th, 2007 at 10:26 pm
Very funny, like the site a lot!