Ask God
God has told me that he wants to answer any ones questions. He says the best way to do this is to ask me questions and I will forward them to him. So please, if you have any questions about god, or anything, ask me. You can ask by posting a comment below or by emailing me at prophet@godtellsmethings.com
Posted on December 7, 2007
Tags: ask god
December 7th, 2007 at 7:27 pm
Does God have a wife? Is she a Goddess then?
December 7th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
Does God eat his vegetables?
December 8th, 2007 at 8:40 pm
Dear God,
I accidentally became an ordained minister while playing on the computer one drunken night. I want to start a church that worships at the temple of womens breasts…what should I name my church?
Thank you,
Reverend Cabal
December 9th, 2007 at 2:05 am
god told me i was to become a millionaire and that you would supply the money, he’ll tell you where to get 3 million if you share it with me and him. contact me for my paypal invoice.
Cpl.Jo Siewales, CSA
December 10th, 2007 at 3:38 am
God has told me I am the Second Prophet, a superior prophet to you. Ask him about this. He may be lying to you… or me.
December 10th, 2007 at 6:47 am
Can God microwave Pizza Bites so hot that even He can not eat them without doing the ‘AHHH! I’ve got molten-hot cheese in my mouth’ dance?
December 10th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
What is the ulitimate question with answer.
December 10th, 2007 at 2:58 pm
Dear God,
Why did you create Ben Afleck?
December 10th, 2007 at 5:34 pm
What’s the deal with all the damned begots in Genesis? Were you paying Moses by the page?
December 11th, 2007 at 1:05 am
can i ask your god is real. Start a life dude! I wonder how did he get the money to run a blog?
December 11th, 2007 at 2:24 am
wait, blogs cost money?
December 11th, 2007 at 7:46 am
What does God think of 2 girls 1 cup?
December 13th, 2007 at 8:11 am
you are so sick!!!!!!
i’ll pray for you that the one and Only God will save your soul,
December 20th, 2007 at 5:49 pm
If there is only one deity, one ‘true’ god, how does Satan exist? Does he have supernatural powers? Can he control people, make them due bad things, use his demon minions to make life on earth a living hell, and rule the underworld? If so, he’s a deity. So much for the one ‘true’ god theories…
Another example? What about the pharoahs’ sorcerers? How did they make sticks into snakes without God’s power to aid them? Must’ve had their own gods’ powers…yet there is only one ‘true’ God? Even the religion of the Bible isn’t as monotheistic as Christian’s think it is…