God Responds, Women are the devil
I asked God if he was married, and his response was that all women are evil. He told me women come from Hell, and he would never trust one. If you know a woman, do not trust her. God told me this.
Posted on December 7, 2007
Tags: ask god, women
December 7th, 2007 at 7:39 pm
Ah well, at least we still have our dark mistress Satan…
December 7th, 2007 at 7:40 pm
What does your Women think of this? I guess this seals the fate that you are never going to me married. No SEX for YOU, Thus sayeth the lord your GOD!
December 7th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
Well sex with animals…
December 8th, 2007 at 10:44 am
How do we know your God is THE God? Satan too can produce music and appear in light etc. So how does one know? What is its all a scam?
What stops Satan from changing his name to God?
Is there a Satan?
I mean, if there is Satan and no God, wouldnt Satan tell us he is God to fool us?
December 8th, 2007 at 11:39 am
The greatest trick Satan ever pulled is convincing us he was God?
December 8th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Durka Durka?
December 8th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
God loves the gays!!!
December 8th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
Have you by chance heard of schizophrenia? They can help that now with medication. The voices are your own subconcious ,they ain’t g*d. If you ask me satan probably invented schizophrenia, just seems like something he would do.
December 8th, 2007 at 5:56 pm
You are nuttier than a Mars Bar. There is help through medication though.
December 8th, 2007 at 6:11 pm
Women are evil. Hah, I knew it.
December 8th, 2007 at 7:48 pm
What makes me laugh are the gOdlovers who actually take you seriously and post the parts of the bible that say you are wrong. True to form gOdlovers, true to form.
December 8th, 2007 at 8:13 pm
Proud to be true to form, “Geek-y”. Are you true to any form?
December 8th, 2007 at 8:35 pm
Son, your mother is a whore and I hate her, too.
December 8th, 2007 at 9:52 pm
Matt - You still make me laugh. I’m true to myself, not some book. It’s a book. The same way that goofy-assed scientology was born. Everything that goes against something you believe is automatically throw into the category with “Satan”. Oh noes! He’s evil! Must be Satan!
December 8th, 2007 at 9:53 pm
My bad, that was for Scott.
December 8th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
I think god and Satan was a couple who got into a argument and now we have to deal with their crap like kids caught up in a fight between parents.
December 8th, 2007 at 10:39 pm
an*
December 9th, 2007 at 4:40 am
That’s not God speaking to you. That’s the lightbringer.
December 10th, 2007 at 5:02 am
Now. Now. You’ve been spreading nonsense about me, and making fun of me. This shall not do. You need a serious reality check, mortal.
December 10th, 2007 at 6:17 am
Is your religion real when it costs you nothing and carries no risk? Is your religion real when you fatten upon it? Is your religion real when you commit atrocities in its name? Whence comes your downward degeneration from the original revelation?
December 10th, 2007 at 9:12 pm
You showed fear, when you deleted posts during your little “clean up” yesterday, and you also in so doing acknowledged your guilt.
Each time that you practice censorship, you undermine and weaken yourself, and you also expose yourself at the same time.
People are smarter than you think.
December 11th, 2007 at 4:31 am
SAAI read and do. Goodnight.
December 12th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
lucifer is latin for lightbringer
December 12th, 2007 at 10:03 pm
i am the smartest person to eveer live,,,,,, muaahahhahaa… i know everything there is to know and no one can stop me. i am truth itself and we will all go to hell otherwise
muahahahhahaha….
December 13th, 2007 at 9:19 am
RE: “Natasha”
Mum, is that you trying to screw with alternate reality again??
I am on to you Mum / Natasha…. I am watching, ALWAYS WATCHING. Aaa..Ha…haa…!!
No wonder i hate women so much..!!
December 21st, 2007 at 1:12 am
I am so baffled that the creator of this site actually thinks that women are evil. The relationship between a woman and a man is irreplaceable. Lets just say that all the women on this planet did die, and all that was left are male humans and animals. Lets just say that the human needs to have sex and reproduce and picks a tiger…tiger-human pops out. So what if there is now a tiger-human, the connection between a male and female human is lost forever and replaced by a human rapping a tiger.
I seriously think this guy has mental disorders. There is medication for schizophrenia and he needs to lay off the LSD before he OD’s on that stuff. yikes.
I’m just flabbergasted at how dumb this guy is.
December 21st, 2007 at 9:51 pm
I’m pretty sure this dude is doing it for the lulz, guys.
December 29th, 2007 at 8:20 pm
excuse me for a second,
i need to go cut my boobs off and attach a fake male “thingy” to my self. Then maybe I’ll survive. =)
January 11th, 2008 at 1:07 am
People take satire seriously because it says “this site is not a satire”. I had no idea people took things on the internet so seriously. It’s the internet. Come on, people.