The human race is on track to fail
God came to me again and told me I need to help change the evolution of the human race. He said at a certain point is history humans decided to stop having sex with other animals, and this has stopped the evolution process. He says the humans think it’s a disgusting thing, and have even made it illegal in certain places. He told me if we do not start having sex with other animals and our pets, our race will never evolve, and we will all die. I for one have begun having sex with other animals, and I hope you will all join me. God has told us to do this, we will never reach our full potential without the evolution process.
Posted on December 7, 2007
Tags: end times, evolution
December 7th, 2007 at 7:43 pm
Does God have a preferred animal for us to have sex with?
December 7th, 2007 at 7:47 pm
Grizzly?
December 8th, 2007 at 6:12 pm
What about koala bears? They are oh so cute.
December 8th, 2007 at 6:17 pm
LOL…I don’t know how serious you are, but Dueteronomy clearly states that a man should not lay down with an animal as he would a woman.
Nonetheless, one must ask…even if this is divination of some sort, has there been a documented case of a successful breeding between a man and an animal?
If not, I doubt it is something that God would command you to do.
December 8th, 2007 at 10:30 pm
There’s still some monkeys around that didn’t evolve…didn’t the bible say something about sheep??
December 9th, 2007 at 2:49 am
I feel so relieved now after reading your meesage from God. And so does my pet pig.
December 9th, 2007 at 10:24 am
@ TP
I don’t know but I’ve been told. Polar bear …. . lol!
PS
God says that he laughs to see how the movie Zeitgeist has already begun to backfire on you guys.
God also says, his children everywhere, are already well aware that the NIE report and propaganda such as the following, linked to on Rense.com, ‘US Military Brass Blames Israel For Iraq Quagmire’ , is solely designed to create a severe global backlash against both the Israeli State and all Jews everywhere. He is saying that the power of darkness, that has always ruled this world, intended this from the start. Satan seeks to destroy, all descendants of Abraham, those who came by both Sarah and Hagar alike.
The Lord God, who is the Father Son and Holy Spirit, says also that the children of darkness have very little time left for choosing, and if you ask him for mercy and forgiveness he will happily give it to you.
Time is short. Choose wisely. Good never results from the employment of evil methods.
December 9th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
The alternative media, internet etc, is a tool of the emerging world government just as the main stream media has so long been. Both alike are under the indirect and yet sure management of the CFR, The Bilderberg Group, AIPAC and other organizations, now controlling governments and electronic media of all types everywhere.
These organizations, and many others also, are all working together to establish a Totalitarian World Government, with a single electronic monetary system by which all commerce, and everyone who partakes of it, is placed firmly under their complete control.
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December 10th, 2007 at 6:38 am
Evolution does not work that way.
December 11th, 2007 at 1:02 am
He is trying to tell us we need X-Men and mutants in this world.
December 11th, 2007 at 3:20 am
The Nazis masked their fear of those born with birth anomalies, behind a facade of disgust for them, and their ferocious zeal for so called genetic and racial “purity”, masked their true agenda of population reduction, at the behest of the elite which both created them and directed their actions from GB and the US.
The more things change.
December 13th, 2007 at 5:52 am
God doesnt want us to be X-men, as they are in league w/ women… POWER TO THE MAN!! (and god)
December 13th, 2007 at 9:40 am
So if i have sex with a Chameleon, will i evolve into an invisible lizard man?
Would having sex with a Cheetah, evolve us into super fast running fluffy people with 9 lives?
Would having sex with a Lion evolve us into Big, Lazy, grumpy, fluffy people with 9 lives, but the women folk would do all the work?? We just get to root anything we want, sleep, eat & lick out balls?
December 29th, 2007 at 8:28 pm
“I for one have begun having sex with other animals”
Dude all i can say is don’t get caught cuse what will I read for entertainment then? =)
December 29th, 2007 at 8:29 pm
“Would having sex with a Lion evolve us into Big, Lazy, grumpy, fluffy people with 9 lives, but the women folk would do all the work??”
no women remember?
December 30th, 2007 at 6:12 am
Platypus
I mean seriously, wtf. Who thought the bastard child of a beaver and a duck was a good idea?