God Hates Ron Paul
I had a chance to ask god who he supports in the upcoming election. His response stunned me. He supports none of the candidates, because none of them support his method of evolution. He said he especially hates Ron Paul. The Ron Paul bots clog up the internet with fake polls and fake donations. They spam digg and reddit with pointless garbage. Ron Paul supports all that, and that makes god angry. He has promised to bring down the blimp in a sudden storm if it ever takes off. If you vote for Ron Paul, you are voting against god.
God also hates Hillary.
Posted on December 11, 2007
Tags: ask god, politics
December 11th, 2007 at 3:11 am
wow, the kids on reddit don’t like you making fun of ron paul
December 11th, 2007 at 4:45 am
The pendulum swings from left to right, and it never stops in the center, but only passes over it.
A snake moves forward in the same way.
Left Nazi
Right Nazi
The advancement of totalitarianism is that very swing. The sovietizing of America continues unabated, and the snake becomes a dragon.
December 11th, 2007 at 5:11 am
The President’s daddy, George Herbert Walker Bush, recently endorsed Mitt Romney as he introduced him to speak before the nation on TV, at his Presidential Library.
Bush senior, Big Daddy, only did this to sink Mitt Romney like a stone however.
Rudy Giuliani will be your next figurehead in Chief, and you should know that George Herbert Walker Bush remains the real President.
Hey there Big Daddy
The Hammer is on it’s way
The rock from The Rock
just to spoil your picnic
and totally trash your tea party.
Revelation chapter 8 verses 8-9
And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood; And the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed.
Danile chapter 2 verses 31-35
Thou, O king, sawest, and behold a great image. This great image, whose brightness was excellent, stood before thee; and the form thereof was terrible. This image’s head was of fine gold, his breast and his arms of silver, his belly and his thighs of brass, His legs of iron, his feet part of iron and part of clay. Thou sawest till that a stone was cut out without hands, which smote the image upon his feet that were of iron and clay, and brake them to pieces. Then was the iron, the clay, the brass, the silver, and the gold, broken to pieces together, and became like the chaff of the summer threshingfloors; and the wind carried them away, that no place was found for them: and the stone that smote the image became a great mountain, and filled the whole earth.
Mathew chapter 24 verses 29-30
Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken: And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.
December 11th, 2007 at 5:19 am
you must be a ron paul supporter…
December 11th, 2007 at 6:02 am
You really are a wackjob.
You can’t read and comprehend, failing to see the obvious right before your very eyes, misconstruing everything in order to maintain your deluded state.
You are the world. You are the reason it is happening.
December 11th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Well of course god hates Hillary, she’s a woman… At least, she says she’s a woman. Does that mean we should vote for Obama?
December 11th, 2007 at 6:00 pm
“god hates Hillary, she’s a woman”
Thats mean god hate angels too who are female.
December 11th, 2007 at 6:06 pm
who said angels are female?
December 11th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
So are you trying to say angel is all male?
December 11th, 2007 at 10:43 pm
Say no to Ron!! He’s causing my porn…err..game to download slower!! stop bottlenecking the internet!!!
December 12th, 2007 at 7:24 pm
bangles are all female
December 12th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
All biblically references to angels are in the masculine form. (They were so masculine in fact that the homosexual population of Sodom wanted to have sex with them, if I remember correctly.)
December 12th, 2007 at 9:52 pm
i hate myself
December 20th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
Hypocrite! You complain about Ron Paul clogging up the Internet, yet, you talk about him on your very own blog and clog it up even more…
December 20th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
You guys are idiots. Have you not read what this guy has said. God told him that there are no angels.
God says they are Draugsa, a near fully evolved alien race, that can communicate with God.
December 29th, 2007 at 8:25 pm
Tick tock,
here comes the rock,
gonna kill us all and what not
January 13th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
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