The Creation and Reason for Life
God has told me the story of our creation and everything we know. We first have to start with how god came to be. God never knew his father. His father had left his mother before he had even been born. God was raised by his mom, with no other siblings. His mom never really liked him and was always looking for ways to screw up his life. God needed something to take his mind off things, so he created his own reality.
The reality he created is everything we know to exist, the universe, us, our families, everything. God comes from a place where anybody can create a reality if they have enough money. God saved up money through the course of his entire life and was finally able to create the reality we know. He started off by creating the sun and the stars, then the planets. He chose one planet to create life on (earth). He setup a system on the planet for the creatures to evolve. He set it up so they would become a super race and someday provide a happier place for him to live.
God originally setup the reality with no females. He made it possible for males of one species to reproduce with males of other species, therefore evolving into new species. His mom learned of his reality and started trying to sneak things into it. The only thing she was able to sneak successfully into the reality was a female of every current species. Currently the human evolution was at the point it is now. There was only one human male, and he began to lust after the female that God’s mother had created. Since that time, evolution has almost completely halted. God had given us all the power to do what we want, and we chose the wrong path. God even tried to flood the entire earth to rid it of females, but the man put in charge got confused, by gods mother, who was telling him to save the females.
This is where we are today. We have great potential, but we will never reach it without the evolution process. We all need to start having sex with animals, God has commanded it.
Posted on December 12, 2007
Tags: creation, evolution, women
December 12th, 2007 at 12:25 am
That explains a lot, actually.
December 12th, 2007 at 1:40 am
I have to admit that this stupidity and ignorance are overwelmingly disturbing and alomost sickening.
First off, how did “god” reveal this information to you? It seems to me that you could have come to this conclusion by simply smoking pot or doing crack while you had the Christian channel on during your apparent disillusioned influence.
Second, I would like for you to explain why you allow demonic powers to trick you into such heresy.
Please, explain yourself.
December 12th, 2007 at 1:45 am
Sorry for leaving my name off the above response
December 12th, 2007 at 3:32 am
HAAHAHahah!!! This is getting interesting and i think this blog going to received quite good traffic sooner or later.
December 12th, 2007 at 4:42 am
I think he may be right on this one. I too have been taken in by the evil womanly ways of our female companions.
Perhaps animals are the way to go. Doesn’t seem to have done the Welsh any harm. They’ve got a decent rugby team.
December 12th, 2007 at 8:27 am
Sounds like you *really* need to get laid. If you can’t pick a girl up, or find a willing relative, take 10 bucks and head out to find yourself a nice crack-whore.
December 12th, 2007 at 9:58 am
Indeed, if you want to become like Indian married to animals.
December 12th, 2007 at 11:08 am
indeed dis blog is very entertaining… i will frequently visit ur blog.. keep da update comin
December 12th, 2007 at 5:49 pm
If I marry a cow, can I eat our children?
December 12th, 2007 at 7:27 pm
god has no sex
god has no body
all imagination of god as a boy or man are evil
because they are projection with starting point in you
and you are not worth project your worthless trash upon the almighty
if you continue like this you will be damned to hell just like lucifer for the same reason
December 12th, 2007 at 7:55 pm
That isn’t how it happened. He saved up his allowance and ordered a universe from one of his stupid comics. I went into his room to clean up (his room is always filthy-everything from old food wrappers to his action figures strewn on the floor) and some dust bunnies entered this cheap toy and I guess that made a woman. He cried for days and swore he’d never forgive me.
God is always embellishing this story, and it changes with each person he tells.
December 12th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
“If I marry a cow, can I eat our children?”
ahh…I never think of that yet. BUT if that cow born with half human and cow will you eat them?
December 12th, 2007 at 9:55 pm
damnation
December 13th, 2007 at 3:42 am
natasha is a cunt.
December 13th, 2007 at 8:51 am
This shite is funny, keep it up.
RE “If I marry a cow, can I eat our children?”
Hell yes you can eat your children, especially if they are tender & juicy. Cats & Spiders do, so can we.
I eat women all the time….
December 13th, 2007 at 11:05 pm
Ahh.. thats nice
December 20th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
DEATH TO THE FEMALES!!!!!!!!!