How Dedicated I am

The first night God came to me, I called my Christian girlfriend and dumped her. I threw my female cat in the river off the bridge and I bought 2 male dogs. I also bought a male rat and a male bird. I keep them in the same cage hoping they will produce a rat with wings. I told my boss at work to fire all the women, and hire male monkeys in their place. My boss did not do it. I have since quit my job to devote myself 100% to God’s will. My best friend, after God, is a male horse I visit frequently. I am doing God’s work, you all should to.

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Posted on December 17, 2007
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3 Responses to “ How Dedicated I am”

  1. Anonymous Says:
    December 31st, 2007 at 6:56 am

    You’re f@#$ed

  2. Anonymous Says:
    December 31st, 2007 at 6:58 am

    You’re definitely in need of some serious f’ng help

  3. bbyuio Says:
    September 13th, 2008 at 11:37 am

    I still can’t figure out whether this person is a joker or a lunatic.

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