God Told Me Global Warming is a Scam

global-warming.jpgGod told me about global warming. He said the Earth is in fact warming up, as it does every few thousand years, but not enough to make a huge difference. It is not a major issue we need to worry about. The Draugsa watch over us and can control the climate. They will protect is. There are groups of people who profit from scaring us, and global warming in no different. We need to focus on the more important issue, evolution. Once we’re more evolved, we will be able to control our climate and even inhabit planets that show no signs of sustaining life.

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Posted on December 29, 2007
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13 Responses to “ God Told Me Global Warming is a Scam”

  1. JESUS CHICK! KANDI Says:
    December 30th, 2007 at 5:56 am

    I am praying for you. Just to let you know you are the kind of person that makes us real servants of Jesus look bad. You are a phony fake and you will have to be judged when you die. So I suggest if you don’t believe in GOD. The real GOD of the King James version. Then you better be right. Or else.
    If I am right, and I know I am .
    I will be judged, but I love my God and worship and praise him for who he is.
    But if you don’t believe in him and and he is real and you heard he exists and being a blasphemer you will be judged and thrown into the lake of fire. God Bless

  2. rusty Says:
    December 30th, 2007 at 6:05 am

    I have been checking your website religiously, and I believe in your quest! I have a question for God.

    “If women are the root of all evil, do hot lesbians cancel each other’s evil out?”

    If you could please take the time to ask God this question, I would appreciate it.
    Thank you and may God smite all women,
    Rusty

  3. Ron Andrews Says:
    December 30th, 2007 at 6:07 am

    What about the Bible? Is it the work of God? Is it a complete work?
    Are there missing parts?
    If it’s not the word of God, How do we know what God wants?

  4. Rachael Says:
    December 30th, 2007 at 6:08 am

    To the newest prophet:
    How does God View Hitler?

  5. AintB Says:
    December 30th, 2007 at 6:10 am

    God told me to tell you he was just yanking your chain.

  6. brett Says:
    January 1st, 2008 at 8:13 pm

    god just visited me. he said your a fucking retard and he needed a laugh and he decided to do it with me. hey maybe ill make a website about it. dumb fuck

  7. gim Says:
    January 2nd, 2008 at 4:33 am

    wow it’s amazing how easy it is to offend people these days but i guess that was your point all along

  8. Anonymous Says:
    January 8th, 2008 at 6:56 pm

    I’m just wondering about your silence in recent days . . .

  9. Smiles Says:
    January 11th, 2008 at 1:24 am

    Step 1. People take the religion seriously in anger

    Step 2. People take it seriously and embrace it.
    People are so gullible (see above), I wouldn’t be suprised if this gained a following. Don’t worry though, quite a lot of the religions hate on women and science, and most people still follow the law better than they do their religion.

  10. Anonymous Says:
    January 11th, 2008 at 4:19 am

    step 1: tell people god talks to you
    step 2: ….
    step 3: profit

  11. halo3fan Says:
    February 1st, 2008 at 7:46 am

    [quote]step 1: tell people god talks to you
    step 2: ….
    step 3: profit[/quote]

    do you see any ads on here? he’s not making any money from this site, therefore, god is really telling him these things. you’re stupid.

  12. Sharan Says:
    February 15th, 2008 at 1:27 am

    Jesus Chick Kandi only believes in the King James’ Version of God. Lol. Hasn’t God been updated more recently than that?

  13. Sharan Says:
    February 15th, 2008 at 1:29 am

    And rock on! All the crackers up north will be gettin’ some nice tan lines, yeah baby! Brown Power!

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