Archive for December, 2007
The Chosen People, Extraterrestrials
God told me about his chosen people last night.
God was unable to fix the mess his mother had made on earth, so he took samples of most the earth’s species and started a new civilization in a different galaxy. Unfortunately, as he was preparing the new planet, a comet hit it and spread debris (and life) all over the universe. He was able to salvage a lot of it and still start the new race he wanted. This race is called the draugsa. It is 100% male, and is almost 100% evolved. It is god’s chosen people, and they have accepted him as their creator.
Posted on December 13, 2007
Tags: aliens, creation, draugsa, evolution | 5 Comments »
The Creation and Reason for Life
God has told me the story of our creation and everything we know. We first have to start with how god came to be. God never knew his father. His father had left his mother before he had even been born. God was raised by his mom, with no other siblings. His mom never really liked him and was always looking for ways to screw up his life. God needed something to take his mind off things, so he created his own reality.
Posted on December 12, 2007
Tags: creation, evolution, women | 17 Comments »
God Hates Ron Paul
I had a chance to ask god who he supports in the upcoming election. His response stunned me. He supports none of the candidates, because none of them support his method of evolution. He said he especially hates Ron Paul. The Ron Paul bots clog up the internet with fake polls and fake donations. They spam digg and reddit with pointless garbage. Ron Paul supports all that, and that makes god angry. He has promised to bring down the blimp in a sudden storm if it ever takes off. If you vote for Ron Paul, you are voting against god.
God also hates Hillary.
Posted on December 11, 2007
Tags: ask god, politics | 17 Comments »
Disabled People
God told me disabled people were put here for one reason only, and that is entertainment. He is not sure why we all treat them like normal people, but we need to stop. We need to start treating them as entertainment, and nothing more. God told me this applies to mentally and physically disabled people, as well as people who were once normal, but are now disabled.
Posted on December 10, 2007
Tags: disabled, entertainment | 14 Comments »
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter
God really can’t believe it’s not butter. He told me this.
Posted on December 9, 2007
Tags: butter | 8 Comments »
God Responds, Women are the devil
I asked God if he was married, and his response was that all women are evil. He told me women come from Hell, and he would never trust one. If you know a woman, do not trust her. God told me this.
Posted on December 7, 2007
Tags: ask god, women | 29 Comments »
Ask God
God has told me that he wants to answer any ones questions. He says the best way to do this is to ask me questions and I will forward them to him. So please, if you have any questions about god, or anything, ask me. You can ask by posting a comment below or by emailing me at prophet@godtellsmethings.com
Posted on December 7, 2007
Tags: ask god | 14 Comments »
The human race is on track to fail
God came to me again and told me I need to help change the evolution of the human race. He said at a certain point is history humans decided to stop having sex with other animals, and this has stopped the evolution process. He says the humans think it’s a disgusting thing, and have even made it illegal in certain places. He told me if we do not start having sex with other animals and our pets, our race will never evolve, and we will all die. I for one have begun having sex with other animals, and I hope you will all join me. God has told us to do this, we will never reach our full potential without the evolution process.
Posted on December 7, 2007
Tags: end times, evolution | 16 Comments »
A False Prophet
God came to me this morning and clarified a few things. He told me he was not sure where any of us got the idea that Jesus was his son and a Prophet, but it is completely false. Jesus was not his son, nor a Prophet. He told me Jesus simply was a Jew that wanted to be famous. Jesus never healed anyone, he simply paid people (with drugs) to say that. The entire New Testament is completely false, it was written by followers of a false Prophet. God told me that he has never met Jesus, as he did not make it to Heaven after he was killed. I asked god about other known prophets of god, and he said he plays poker with Buddha and Abraham every Sunday night, but they weren’t prophets either, just very influential people.
Posted on December 7, 2007
Tags: false prophets | 10 Comments »
About this site, the first Vision
This site is a record of the things god has taught me. He appears to me frequently, and asked me to build a site. Read “The First Vision” to hear the full story and learn about the site. I have slowly begun to record his teachings and they will be appearing on the site in the near future. Browse around and spread the word, God wants everyone to read this stuff.
Posted on December 7, 2007
Tags: site, visions | 3 Comments »
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