Archive for January, 2008
God Wants a Powerful People
God wants a powerful people. The Draugsa have taken Gordon B Hinckley’s life because he was a false prophet weakening all of us. All false prophets must be killed before we can fully evolve. We will only become as powerful as the draugsa if we rid ourselves of false prophets. Do not fall for the tricks of false prophets. Stand up and revolt with me. God is on our side. The Draugsa will help us too.
Posted on January 27, 2008
Tags: draugsa, mormons | 2 Comments »
2 Girls 1 Cup
God’s not sure why we are all so grossed out by 2girls1cup. The Draugsa do more disgusting things everyday.
Posted on January 20, 2008
Tags: ask god, draugsa, entertainment | 2 Comments »
God Supports Dennis Kucinich for 2008
Kucinich has contacted the draugsa, and let them know he supports God’s evolution plan. Kucinich has publicly stated he has seen the draugsa, and now he is talking with them too.
Kucinich reads this site and believes everything God tells me. He told the draugsa he now believes in God’s evolution process, and has always enjoyed sex with animals. A vote for him will be a vote for God.
God still hates Hillary and Ron Paul though.
Posted on January 13, 2008
Tags: draugsa, evolution, politics | 4 Comments »
Gods Entertainment
I was able to ask god about what he most enjoys in our society. God told me his favorite TV show of all time is Stargate SG-1. The draugsa do not like the show too much though, they say it’s too unrealistic. God’s favorite comedian is Steve Colbert. God says his book “I am America, and So Can You” is the best book he has ever read. God is very happy the show is back now, and is mad at the writers for causing it to go away. God’s favorite online personality is Maddox. Maddox is funny, and reminds God a lot of Steve Colbert. It’s just unfortunate Maddox doesn’t write more often. God also told me his favorite movie is Idiocracy. God says that movie will come true if we are not able to evolve. So lets start evolving.
Posted on January 6, 2008
Tags: colbert, draugsa, entertainment, evolution, maddox, stargate | No Comments »