2 Girls 1 Cup
God’s not sure why we are all so grossed out by 2girls1cup. The Draugsa do more disgusting things everyday.
Posted on January 20, 2008
Tags: ask god, draugsa, entertainment | 2 Comments »
God’s Favorite Pizza
God told me his favorite pizza is a Large Deep Dish Pepperoni from Domino’s Pizza.
Posted on December 27, 2007
Tags: ask god, favorite, pizza | 3 Comments »
Black People are More Evolved
I have asked God about Black people and where they fit into the whole creation. God responded by telling me that they are more evolved than the white man. Black people did not stop having sex with animals at the same time white people did. God told me to look up to the black people as an example of what we can become with just a little more evolution.
God continued by telling me Asians, Mexicans, and Native Americans are all less evolved than the white man. God said we should all know this as they are obviously inferior to us.
Posted on December 17, 2007
Tags: ask god, evolution, minorities | 16 Comments »
9/11 Was Not an Inside Job
God has told me 9/11 was not caused by the United States Government. God told me the draugsa were responsible for 9/11. The draugsa had received inaccurate information that 90% of the people in the towers were female. The draugsa devised a plan to bring down the towers killing a good number of women. The information was wrong, and they ended up causing a war where more men were killed than women.
God says the war in Iraq is wrong, and needs to end. God does not like us killing other men, we need to focus on getting rid of all the women.
Posted on December 15, 2007
Tags: 911, aliens, ask god, draugsa, women | 4 Comments »
God Hates Ron Paul
I had a chance to ask god who he supports in the upcoming election. His response stunned me. He supports none of the candidates, because none of them support his method of evolution. He said he especially hates Ron Paul. The Ron Paul bots clog up the internet with fake polls and fake donations. They spam digg and reddit with pointless garbage. Ron Paul supports all that, and that makes god angry. He has promised to bring down the blimp in a sudden storm if it ever takes off. If you vote for Ron Paul, you are voting against god.
God also hates Hillary.
Posted on December 11, 2007
Tags: ask god, politics | 17 Comments »
God Responds, Women are the devil
I asked God if he was married, and his response was that all women are evil. He told me women come from Hell, and he would never trust one. If you know a woman, do not trust her. God told me this.
Posted on December 7, 2007
Tags: ask god, women | 29 Comments »
Ask God
God has told me that he wants to answer any ones questions. He says the best way to do this is to ask me questions and I will forward them to him. So please, if you have any questions about god, or anything, ask me. You can ask by posting a comment below or by emailing me at prophet@godtellsmethings.com
Posted on December 7, 2007
Tags: ask god | 14 Comments »