God Supports Dennis Kucinich for 2008
Kucinich has contacted the draugsa, and let them know he supports God’s evolution plan. Kucinich has publicly stated he has seen the draugsa, and now he is talking with them too.
Kucinich reads this site and believes everything God tells me. He told the draugsa he now believes in God’s evolution process, and has always enjoyed sex with animals. A vote for him will be a vote for God.
God still hates Hillary and Ron Paul though.
Posted on January 13, 2008
Tags: draugsa, evolution, politics | 4 Comments »
Gods Entertainment
I was able to ask god about what he most enjoys in our society. God told me his favorite TV show of all time is Stargate SG-1. The draugsa do not like the show too much though, they say it’s too unrealistic. God’s favorite comedian is Steve Colbert. God says his book “I am America, and So Can You” is the best book he has ever read. God is very happy the show is back now, and is mad at the writers for causing it to go away. God’s favorite online personality is Maddox. Maddox is funny, and reminds God a lot of Steve Colbert. It’s just unfortunate Maddox doesn’t write more often. God also told me his favorite movie is Idiocracy. God says that movie will come true if we are not able to evolve. So lets start evolving.
Posted on January 6, 2008
Tags: colbert, draugsa, entertainment, evolution, maddox, stargate | No Comments »
God Told Me Global Warming is a Scam
God told me about global warming. He said the Earth is in fact warming up, as it does every few thousand years, but not enough to make a huge difference. It is not a major issue we need to worry about. The Draugsa watch over us and can control the climate. They will protect is. There are groups of people who profit from scaring us, and global warming in no different. We need to focus on the more important issue, evolution. Once we’re more evolved, we will be able to control our climate and even inhabit planets that show no signs of sustaining life.
Posted on December 29, 2007
Tags: climate, draugsa, evolution, global warming | 14 Comments »
Angels and the Draugsa
I asked god about the angels I heard singing in the first vision. God informed there was no such thing as angels. The angels we occasionally hear about or see are in fact the Draugsa looking out for us. The Draugsa are a near fully evolved alien race. They look out for us, and communicate with God daily.
God can only appear to more evolved races. I have never seen God, I only see a bright light and hear his deep voice. God has promised we will all be able to see him after we have evolved more. I can’t wait for that day.
Posted on December 20, 2007
Tags: aliens, angels, draugsa, evolution | 3 Comments »
Evolution is Scientifically Impossible
In the beginning, Males of one species and Males of other species were able to reproduce, causing a more evolved species to be born. In time, our bodies have lost the ability to reproduce with other animals. This is caused by all the years of only reproducing with the females of our species. The Human race will never be able to reach it’s full potential if this is not fixed. God has told me we have the scientific knowledge to fix it, but we are not determined enough to actually come up with the breakthrough. God told me the only way to fix this would be to kill all the females on Earth. If we did this, we would have to find a way to reproduce with animals again to keep our species alive.
Posted on December 18, 2007
Tags: evolution, science, women | 4 Comments »
How Dedicated I am
The first night God came to me, I called my Christian girlfriend and dumped her. I threw my female cat in the river off the bridge and I bought 2 male dogs. I also bought a male rat and a male bird. I keep them in the same cage hoping they will produce a rat with wings. I told my boss at work to fire all the women, and hire male monkeys in their place. My boss did not do it. I have since quit my job to devote myself 100% to God’s will. My best friend, after God, is a male horse I visit frequently. I am doing God’s work, you all should to.
Posted on December 17, 2007
Tags: evolution, the prophet | 2 Comments »
Black People are More Evolved
I have asked God about Black people and where they fit into the whole creation. God responded by telling me that they are more evolved than the white man. Black people did not stop having sex with animals at the same time white people did. God told me to look up to the black people as an example of what we can become with just a little more evolution.
God continued by telling me Asians, Mexicans, and Native Americans are all less evolved than the white man. God said we should all know this as they are obviously inferior to us.
Posted on December 17, 2007
Tags: ask god, evolution, minorities | 16 Comments »
The Chosen People, Extraterrestrials
God told me about his chosen people last night.
God was unable to fix the mess his mother had made on earth, so he took samples of most the earth’s species and started a new civilization in a different galaxy. Unfortunately, as he was preparing the new planet, a comet hit it and spread debris (and life) all over the universe. He was able to salvage a lot of it and still start the new race he wanted. This race is called the draugsa. It is 100% male, and is almost 100% evolved. It is god’s chosen people, and they have accepted him as their creator.
Posted on December 13, 2007
Tags: aliens, creation, draugsa, evolution | 5 Comments »
The Creation and Reason for Life
God has told me the story of our creation and everything we know. We first have to start with how god came to be. God never knew his father. His father had left his mother before he had even been born. God was raised by his mom, with no other siblings. His mom never really liked him and was always looking for ways to screw up his life. God needed something to take his mind off things, so he created his own reality.
Posted on December 12, 2007
Tags: creation, evolution, women | 17 Comments »
The human race is on track to fail
God came to me again and told me I need to help change the evolution of the human race. He said at a certain point is history humans decided to stop having sex with other animals, and this has stopped the evolution process. He says the humans think it’s a disgusting thing, and have even made it illegal in certain places. He told me if we do not start having sex with other animals and our pets, our race will never evolve, and we will all die. I for one have begun having sex with other animals, and I hope you will all join me. God has told us to do this, we will never reach our full potential without the evolution process.
Posted on December 7, 2007
Tags: end times, evolution | 16 Comments »