God Supports Dennis Kucinich for 2008
Kucinich has contacted the draugsa, and let them know he supports God’s evolution plan. Kucinich has publicly stated he has seen the draugsa, and now he is talking with them too.
Kucinich reads this site and believes everything God tells me. He told the draugsa he now believes in God’s evolution process, and has always enjoyed sex with animals. A vote for him will be a vote for God.
God still hates Hillary and Ron Paul though.
Posted on January 13, 2008
Tags: draugsa, evolution, politics | 4 Comments »
God Hates Ron Paul
I had a chance to ask god who he supports in the upcoming election. His response stunned me. He supports none of the candidates, because none of them support his method of evolution. He said he especially hates Ron Paul. The Ron Paul bots clog up the internet with fake polls and fake donations. They spam digg and reddit with pointless garbage. Ron Paul supports all that, and that makes god angry. He has promised to bring down the blimp in a sudden storm if it ever takes off. If you vote for Ron Paul, you are voting against god.
God also hates Hillary.
Posted on December 11, 2007
Tags: ask god, politics | 17 Comments »