How Dedicated I am
The first night God came to me, I called my Christian girlfriend and dumped her. I threw my female cat in the river off the bridge and I bought 2 male dogs. I also bought a male rat and a male bird. I keep them in the same cage hoping they will produce a rat with wings. I told my boss at work to fire all the women, and hire male monkeys in their place. My boss did not do it. I have since quit my job to devote myself 100% to God’s will. My best friend, after God, is a male horse I visit frequently. I am doing God’s work, you all should to.
Posted on December 17, 2007
Tags: evolution, the prophet | 2 Comments »